Upright Citizens Brigade (TV series)

"Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way..."

"Man, I'm just so tired of all these Star Wars..."

"“This is a urinal cake, not a real cake.”"

"“I made this bong out of a dildo I found. Its name is bonga-longa-dingdong”"

"Well, Sgt. This whole operation is FUBAR!"

"I paid the psychotonimists over $4,000 because they promised me they could cure me of being white. And after they brainwashed me into believing I was an African-American I moved to the ghetto and upon greeting my first African-American brother he beat me mercilessly. And all I said was, "Hey, my nigger.""

"They didn't even get the lyrics to 'Screwing Cats Doggie Style'!"

"Humans rule, dolphins can suck it!"

"Captain Lunatic: I didn't fight a secret war in Nicaragua so you could walk the streets of freedom, badmouthing Lady America in your damn mirrored sunglasses!"