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"Zsa Zsa Gabor - Herself"
"[before sex with Drake] I wish I had spurs."
"Beverly D'Angelo - Ann Miller"
"Kevin Connolly - Morgan Drysdale"
"Linda Carlson - Aunt Pearl Bodine"
"Buddy Ebsen - Barnaby Jones (final film role)"
"Penny Fuller - Margaret Drysdale"
"Lily Tomlin - Miss Jane Hathaway"
"Lea Thompson - Laura Jackson "Laurette Voleur""
"Rob Schneider - Woodrow Tyler"
"Leann Hunley - Miss Arlington"
"Diedrich Bader - Jethro Bodine/Jethrine Bodine"
"Erika Eleniak - Elly May Clampett"
"Cloris Leachman - Daisy May "Granny" Moses"
"[to Drake] You're a brave and stupid man."
"Carl Lumbly - Lou Baker"
"Dolly Parton - Herself"
"Dabney Coleman - Mr. Milburn Drysdale"
"Robert Easton - Mayor Jasper"
"Upscale neighborhood, Down-home heart."
"The day they moved in... Beverly Hills moved out."
"Sheila McCarthy - Liz Hamilton"
"[as James Danforth in the interrogation room] They're lying. These people are completely pathological. They took 1/2 a year's rent from me and they said I never paid them. They evicted me, they slandered me, they totally destroyed my credit. They physically assaulted me. They threatened my life. And now this. These people are parasites. Florence. [sighs] I am so sorry... that you were even touched by any of this. Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed. When I first met you, I was enchanted and I... I was dazzled. I'm sorry. No, it's not like I can't prove they're lying. I can prove, they're lying. It's gonna take a little time. [sighs] I'll have to take them to court, I guess, but for right now it's my word against theirs, isn't it? I don't know what these people want. You know that if they hadn't tied up my trust, I would never ask you for anything. But if the bail isn't paid, I can't get out of here, and I cannot prove to you, Sir. What I hope Florence already knows in her heart. At least I would hope that you know. Look... I'm just asking you to do... whatever it is your heart tells you to do."
"Jim Varney - Jedidiah D. "Jed" Clampett"
"Peter Berg – Mike Swale"
"Bill Nunn – Harlan"
"J. T. Walsh – Frank Griffith"
"Bill Pullman – Clay Gregory"
"[to Bridget] Anyone check you for a heartbeat recently?"
"[to Bridget] I borrowed 100K from a man whose first and last names end in vowels, and every week I owe him a new thousand dollars in interest. And when I come up just a little short, he's got this very fun game that he likes to play with thumbs. I hired a private detective for fifty percent, but now that I know where you are, I am perfectly willing to spend all the money I have in hiring a clinical sociopath to take it from you, and fuck you through the eye socket just for fun!"
"Linda Fiorentino – Bridget Gregory/Wendy Kroy"
"Michael Greene - Captain Benson"
"Who's a girl gotta suck around here to get a drink?"
"As far as you're concerned any sex we had is entirely a product of your imagination."
"Bill Schoppert - Marine Petty Officer"
"Gordon Elder - Rusty"
"Maybe it's my quaint small town morals, but I don't do murder."
"Bob Peck - Marine Officer"
"Brian Matthews - Tony"
"Shawn Skie - Rapper"
"Judson McCune - Luke"
"Charlie Newmark - Will"
"Chuck Bell - Steve"
"Everado Elizondo - Pablo"
"James Hamm - John"
"Zane Rockenbaugh - Tex"
"Robert Shea - Billy"
"Edward Taft - Eric"
"Gary Rule - Roger"
"Terry Wells - Andy"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!