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April 10, 2026
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"Naomi Watts as Additional Voices"
"Mickey Rooney as Fugly Floom"
"Paul Livingston as the Angry Hot Headed Chef"
"Katie Leigh as a Kitten"
"Charles Bartlett as a Cow"
"James Cromwell as Arthur Hoggett"
"Michael Edward-Stevens as a Horse"
"Magda Szubanski as Esme Cordelia Hoggett"
"Julie Godfrey as Hortense"
"Jim Cummings as a Pelican"
"Mary Stein as Miss Floom"
"E.G. Daily as Babe the pig"
"Danny Mann as Ferdinand, a white Indian Runner duck"
"Claire Bloom - Mrs. Sloan"
"Peter Weller - Jerry Bender"
"David Ogden Stiers - Laius"
"Jack Warden - Tiresias"
"Danielle Ferland - Cassandra"
"Michael Rapaport - Kevin"
"Olympia Dukakis - Jocasta"
"Mira Sorvino - Linda Ash"
"Helena Bonham Carter - Amanda Weinrib"
"F. Murray Abraham - Greek Chorus leader"
"Dylan Baker - Catholic Retreat Priest"
"Debra Messing - TV Reporter"
"Aida Turturro - Olga"
"Allison Janney - Evelyn Isaacs"
"Lorri Bagley - Gina"
"Gerry Becker - Jay Tepper"
"Tony Sirico - Lou DeMarco"
"Adopt? What? I don't want to adopt. Not with my genes. I have award-winning genes."
"Kenneth Branagh - Lee Simon"
"Woody Allen - Lennie Weinrib"
"Celia Weston - Dee Bartholomew"
"Judy Davis - Robin Simon"
"There's a reason the horse is sixty to one though, y'know, he's probably got polio."
"Andre Gregory - John Papadakis"
"I'm sure you're a state-of-the-art fellatrix."
"A funny look at people who will do anything to get famous... or stay famous."
"Karen Duffy - TV Reporter"
"See, as the mainspring goes back and forth, the bishop keeps fucking her in the ass. It's a genuine antique and it keeps perfect time."
"This guy's gonna put me in 27 separate Mason jars!"
"Frank Licari - Camera Man"
"Donald Trump - Himself"
"Michael Moon - Himself/El Flamingo Band"
"Tony Darrow - Moving Man"
"And so there I am on the first day, on the set, and there's this guy fucking me from behind, right, and there's these two huge guys dressed like cops in my mouth at the same time and I remember thinking to myself, "I like acting. I wanna study.""
"Adrian Grenier, Sam Rockwell, and John Doumanian - Darrow's Entourage"
"Greg Mottola - Director"
"Ian Somerhalder - Unconfirmed"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!