"[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball remember? There's a sandbox down there so go pee your socks off, and quit banging on the door. [closes the door and Ed breaks it down] What the...?"

"David Warner — Dr. Botkin"

"Ian McKellen — Tsar Nicholas II"

"Bill Cobbs as Tipton."

"Alan Rickman — Grigori Rasputin"

"Minor league. Major friendship."

"Greta Scacchi — Tsarina Alexandra"

"He Was A Magician. A Madman. A Savior And Seducer...."

"Jim Caviezel as Dizzy."

"Jim O'Heir as Art."

"Brad Hunt as Carnie."

"Steve Eastin as Shark's Manager."

"Frank Welker - the Geckos"

"[to the lizards in a car] You really disappointed me, you know that?"

"[after blasting a lizard] I got to get out into the country more often!"

"Merlin - Frankie, the cat"

"Simon Bossell - Marshall Clarke"

"Pamela Gidley - Amy Harding and Alex Langdon"

"Valery Nikolaev - Yuri Romanov"

"[to the lizard] Welcome to the bottom of the food chain."

"Helen Moulder - Mrs. Miller"

"[after Mrs. Miller is killed] Not her too. She... was a nice lady!"

"Norman Forsey - Mr. Peterson"

"Dwight Robers as Guy in the Bag."

"Terri Hardin as Molly Rex. (face performance)"

"Bruce Lanoil as Theodore Rex (face performance) and Oliver Rex. (face performance)"

"Tom Fisher as Ankylosaurus."

"Charles Chiodo as Guy in the Bag."

"Edward Chiodo as Caterpillar."

"Steven Chiodo as Guy in the Bag."

"Pons Maar as Theodore Rex. (in-suit performer)"

"You cannot eat our only suspect!"

"I almost forgot. Cookie. [shoots out cookie from machine] Macadamia. Yes."

"James Murray as Tina the Waitress."

"And don't even think of calling him Barney."

"The world's toughest cop is getting a brand new partner. He's a real blast from the past."

"Armin Mueller-Stahl as Elizar Kane."

"George Newbern as Theodore Rex."

"Whoopi Goldberg as Katie Coltrane."

"Tony Sabin Prince as Molly Rex. (in-suit performer)"

"The latest cop team has four legs, a tail and a million years in attitude. (UK VHS cover)"

"Carol Kane as Molly Rex."

"Jan Rabson as Tina Rex."

"Bud Cort as Spinner."