"In my letter confirming my employment, Your Majesty, you claimed you wanted Siam to take its place among the nations of the modern world. You spoke of building something greater than yourself. A country where no man is above the law. Which is why I chose to come here."

"It is always surprising how small a part of life is taken up by meaningful moments. Most often they are over before they start, although they cast a light on the future and make the person who originated them unforgettable. Anna had shined such a light on Siam."

"I was only a boy, but the image of my father holding the woman he loved for the last time has remained with me throughout the years."

"She was the first English woman I had ever met. And it seemed to me she knew more about the world than anyone. But it was a world Siam was afraid would consume them. The monsoon winds had whispered her arrival like a coming storm. Some welcomed the rain, but others feared a raging flood. Still she came, unaware of the suspicion that preceded her. But it wasn't until years later, that I began to appreciate how brave she was, and how alone she must have felt. An English woman. The first I had ever met."

"Breckin Meyer – Travis Birkenstock"

"Elisa Donovan – Amber Mariens"

"Donald Faison – Murray"

"Paul Rudd – Josh Lucas"

"Brittany Murphy – Tai Fraiser"

"Stacey Dash – Dionne Davenport"

"Alicia Silverstone – Cher Horowitz"

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Whatever."

"Sex. Clothes. Popularity. Is there a problem here?"

"[after she and Josh kiss] Well, you can guess what happened next. [scene changes to Mr. Hall and Miss Geist's wedding] As if! I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky."

"Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good. Also, sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds guys of being naked, and then they think of sex."

"So, okay. The Attorney General says there's too much violence on TV, and that should stop. Even if you took out all the violent shows, you could still see the news. So until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value."

"Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie."

"So, okay. I don't wanna be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, c'mon, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants, and take their greasy hair—ew!—and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so!"

"[to Elton] You are a snob and a half."

"[to Dionne, about Mr. Hall and Miss Geist] Will you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That's an unequivocal sex invite."

"[arguing her way out of a tardy] Mr. Hall, I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'."

"Wasn't my mom a Betty? She died when I was just a baby. A fluke accident during a routine liposuction."

"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972."

"Suddenly, a dark cloud settled over first period. I got a C in Debate?!"

"[repeated line] As if!"

"Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials."

"So, okay, you're probably going, "Is this, like, a Noxzema commercial or what?" But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl."

"Justin Walker – Christian Stovitz"

"Twink Caplan – Miss Toby Geist"

"Wallace Shawn – Mr. Wendell Hall"

"Dan Hedaya – Mel Horowitz"

"Jeremy Sisto – Elton Tiscia"

"Why, Kate, you're not wearing a bustle. How lewd."

"Oh, Johnny, I forgot you were there. You may go now."

"[On his deathbed, he notices he has bare feet, despite saying he wanted to die with his boots on] Well, I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny."

"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."

"I'm your huckleberry."