"It all started when I was just thirteen years of age. One day while walking with some friends I accidentally cut the cheese. Well, in my adolescent awkwardness, I blamed it on an old gypsy woman who happened to be passing by. Big mistake! The gypsy woman placed a curse upon my head. Because I had smelt it, she decreed that I would forevermore be... he who dealt it!"

"I am transparent. I am like the window. I am see-through. I'm like Saran Wrap."

"It's cool, isn't it? It goes right up to the point of being, like, confusing."

"Come on — haven't you guys ever been a kid? Haven't you guys ever... had a dream?"

"When you go invisible... you can feel it."

"Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."

"All my life I've been ignored by people, and finally, after years of being overlooked, I found I have the power to disappear."

"May the forks be with us."

"I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense."

"[to English Bob] You been talking about the queen again? [punches him] On Independence Day?"

"You better bury Ned right! Better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches."

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any son of a bitch that takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, burn his damn house down!"

"Skinny Dubois: You know how women lie."

"Clyde: [about the house the Sheriff's building] You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter."

"[accent changing rapidly from plummy English to Cockney] A plague on you. A plague on the whole stinking lot of ya, without morals or laws. And all you whores got no laws. You got no honor. It's no wonder you all emigrated to America, because they wouldn't have you in England. You're a lot of savages, that's what you all are. A bunch of bloody savages. A plague on you. I'll be back."

"Frances Fisher - Strawberry Alice"

"[discussing the assassination of President Garfield] If you were to try to assassinate a king, sir, the — how shall I say it? — the aura of royalty would cause you to miss. But, a president— [chuckles] I mean, why not shoot a president?"

"Now Ned, them whores are going to tell different lies than you. And when their lies ain't the same as your lies— Well, I ain't gonna hurt no woman. But I'm gonna hurt you. And not gentle like before, but bad!"

"I guess you think I'm kicking you, Bob. But it ain't so. What I'm doing is talking. You hear? I'm talking to all those goons down there in Kansas. I'm talking to all those villains in Missouri and all those villains down there in Cheyenne. I'm telling 'em there ain't no whores' gold! Even if there was, well, they wouldn't want to come looking for it anyhow!"

"Saul Rubinek - W.W. Beauchamp"

"Jaimz Woolvett - The Schofield Kid"

"Richard Harris - English Bob"

"Morgan Freeman - Ned Logan"

"Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett"

"Alice Leavasseaur - Penny Munny"

"Shane Meier - Willam Munny Jr."

"Clint Eastwood - William Munny"

"Strawberry Alice: Just because we let them smelly fools ride us like horses don't mean we gotta let 'em brand us like horses. Maybe we ain't nothing but whores but we, by god, we ain't horses."

"Lance Davis - Richard St. Claire"

"Megan Fay - Poppy Carnahan"

"Christopher Murney - Det. Deutsch"