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"Brent Musburger - Himself (ABC Sports commentator)"
"Dan Fouts - Himself (ABC Sports commentator)"
"Soon Hee Newbold - Mud Dog Cheerleader"
"Paul Wight - Captain Insano"
"Kathy Bates - Helen "Mama" Boucher"
"Frank Coraci - Robert "Roberto" Boucher, Sr."
"Kevin P. Farley - Jim Simonds"
"Kirk Lindell - Dumb Redneck 3"
"Todd Holland - Greg Meaney"
"Matt Baylis - Student"
"Rob Schneider - Townie"
"Allen Covert - Walter"
"Clint Howard - Paco"
"Al Whiting - Casey Bugge"
"Jonathan Loughran - Lyle Robideaux"
"Peter Dante - Gee Grenouille"
"Blake Clark - Farmer Fran"
"Larry Gilliard, Jr. - Derek Wallace"
"Jerry Reed - Coach Red Beaulieu"
"Adam Sandler - Robert "Bobby" Boucher, Jr."
"Henry Winkler - Coach Klein"
"Fairuza Balk - Vicki Vallencourt"
"Barton Heyman - Sheriff Quentin Durango"
"John Cusack - Casper (as John Cusack)"
"Arlo Guthrie - Harvey"
"Timothy Leary - Salvadore"
"Adam Horovitz - Sam"
"John Doe (musician) - Joe Mosely"
"Pasquale Cajano as Frankie Zello"
"Asaif Mandvi as Dr. Shulman"
"Rebecca Schull as Dorothy Sobel"
"Bill Macy as Dr. Isaac Sobel"
"DonnaMarie Recco as Shiela"
"Tony Bennett (Guest starring) as Himself"
"Judith Kahan as Elaine Felton"
"Gene Ruffini as Joe Baldassare"
"Richard C. Castellano as Jimmy"
"Leo Rossi as Carlo Mangano"
"Joe Rigano as Manetta"
"Pat Cooper as Sal Masiello"
"Kyle Sabihy as Michael"
"Joe Viterelli as Jelly"
"Chazz Palminteri as Primo Sindone"
"Lisa Kudrow as Laura MacNamara"
"Billy Crystal as Ben Sobel M.D."
"Robert De Niro as Paul Vitti"
"[Upon receiving an exquisite fountain from Vitti as a gift] Call the Vatican, see if there's anything missing."
"[talking to patient] Well, the first thing I think you should do...is to stop whining about this pathetic loser! You are a tragedy queen! [mocks whining voice] "Steve doesn't like me! Steve doesn't respect me!" I mean, who gives a shit? GET A FUCKING LIFE!"
"(masquerading as a mobster) My name is Ben Sobel... -lioni. Ben Sobellioni. I'm also known as, uh, Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnozz, Elmer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba, and once as Miss Phyllis Levine."
"Polly Bergen as Mrs. Unterveldt"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!