1990s American Films

"Of the Teenage Mutant Ninja variety, sleazeball."

"It was Mike with the thing and the lady."

"Uh, o-hi-o, wasabi."

"Well, relax, April. It's just your, uh, ordinary time travel equal-mass-displacement kind of thing."

"We're turtles, friend!"

"He knows he can't kill us. We're "demons". Your bullets'll just bounce back, and kill all you guys instead."

"Oh boy, do I love being a turtle. Missed me!"

"Gunilla: (sees Shelley and Morty entering her building) Social climbers on the rise."

"Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you one more face lift, you're going to be able to blink your lips!"

"Chris: Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one."

"You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!"

"No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He may be three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!"

"Fill 'em up!"

"(upon seeing a slinky dress) Now, I ask you, Duarto, who's supposed to wear that? Some anorexic teenager? Some fetus? It's a conspiracy, I know it is! I've had enough. I'm leading a protest. I'm not buying another article of clothing until these designers come to their senses!"

"You know, I wonder how drunk Cynthia was when she decided to do a jack knife off of Park Avenue."

"Don't shame me in the synagogue."

"Wake up, Morty! Time to smell the audit!"

"What's the matter, Morty? Can't you buy her a whole dress?"

"Michael Shuman - The Bar Mitzvah Boy"

"Brian Posehn (uncredited) - Man at Dining Table #9"

"The game doesn't stink, Mr. Wheeler. It's a great game."

"Members of Kiss:"

"Ron Jeremy - 0 Strip Club MC"

"Robert Smith - Simple Simon"

"Matthew G. Taylor - Chongo"

"Cody Jones as Little Kid"

"Joe Flaherty - Father Phillip McNulty"

"David Quane - Bobby"

"Nick Scotti - Kenny"

"Shannon Tweed - Amanda Finch"

"Emmanuelle Chriqui - Barbara"

"Natasha Lyonne - Christine"

"Melanie Lynskey - Beth Bumsteen"

"Lin Shaye - Mrs. Bruce"

"James DeBello - Trip Verudie"

"Giuseppe Andrews - Lex"

"Sam Huntington - Jeremiah "Jam" Bruce"

"Edward Furlong - Hawk"

"In October 1978, 4 high school students disappeared outside Detroit, Michigan. 20 years later, their footage was found."

"Disco Sucks!"

"Kiss The Rules Goodbye."

"They came. They saw. They rocked."

"Rock and roll all night. Party every day."

"You gotta lose your mind at Detroit Rock City!"

"Daniel Dae Kim - E.R. Doctor"

"Bob Sheppard - himself"

"William Newman - Fitch"

"Michael Papajohn - Sam Tuttle"

"J.K. Simmons - Frank Perry"

"Brian Cox - Gary Wheeler"