"[trying to find the address where he is assigned to collect urinal cakes] East 161st Street and River Avenue? East 161st Street and River Avenue! [he finds it only to realize it's Yankee Stadium ]"

"[finding a cockroach on a half-eaten sandwich] That is the biggest, greasiest bug I've ever seen. [The cockroach flies off and Joe shrugs before taking a bite out of the sandwich]"

"[thinking about a letter he wants to write] Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound. [a mugger jumps out from behind a bus, beats up Joe and takes some of his belongings] Dear Mom, I arrived in New York, safe and sound... (a second mugger a short distance away does the same thing) Dear Mom, I arrived in New York- [a third mugger does the same thing too] Dear Mom... [the last mugger holds a gun at Joe's head at gunpoint] please send money!"

"The B-52's - themselves but performing as the BC-52's"

"- Bamm-Bamm Rubble"

"- Pebbles Flintstone"

"Frank Welker - the voice of Deeno"

"Jonathan Winters - Grizzled Man"

"Dann Florek - Mr. Slate"

"Harvey Korman - the voice of the Dictabird"

"Irwin Keyes - Joe Rockhead"

"Richard Moll - Hoagie"

"Elizabeth Taylor - Pearl Slaghoople"

"Hally Berry - Miss Sharon Stone"

"Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave"

"Rosie O'Donnell - Betty Rubble"

"Elizabeth Perkins - Wilma Flintstone"

"Rick Moranis - Barney Rubble"

"John Goodman - Fred Flintstone"

"Yabba-dabba-doo it!"

"Yabba-Dabba-Doo!"

"Well, Cliff. I guess you haven't thought of everything."

"That's Flintstone's wife."

"Looks like you've thought of everything."

"Forgive me, Cliff."

"Oh, Cliff? How come there's only one ticket to Rockapulco?"

"[being arrested] Mr. Flintstone? I may not be in on Monday."

"[Cliff is suing Fred for embezzlement] (to Fred) You'd better got out of here while you still have a chance."

"[to Cliff about Fred] I'm worried, Cliff. He's smarter than we thought. [Cliff says he must be to dress himself] He's been asking a lot of questions. I think we should just call the whole thing off."

"[Cliff asks her where she's been] With Fred. I mean, Mr. Flintstone."

"Good morning, Mr. Flint... [Fred storms on by angrily]"

"[after knocking out Cliff] Will there be anything else, Mr. Flintstone?"

"[to Wilma] I've heard so much about you."

"Mr. Flintstone? I sure hope I didn't get you into too much trouble with your wife the other day."

"[After Fred wrecks the model] Oh! What happened here?"

"[Cliff says Fred is about to embezzled money with them keeping it] We can have Mr. Flintstone sign these right away."

"[After finishing the fake requisitioning forms] There! Done!"

"Well I've been a bad girl. But you've got to admit, I was very, very good at it. (winks seductively)"

"[Fred says in a cup] Bold choice Mr. Flintstone. You'll go far in this company."

"[Fred says sure] (seductive whisper) How would you like it?"

"Now! Can I get you anything? Coffee?"

"Mr. Flintstone, I'd like you to know that I enjoy working long hours, late nights, even weekends, so feel free to use me however you see fit."

"Believe it not, the one who scored the highest was Fred Flintstone. [Cliff goes on about how dumb he is] He's perfect!"

"[Comes in with aptitude test scores] Well, Cliff. The test results are in."

"I'm glad we eye to eye."

"[Cliff asks her why the quarry workers are down there and he's up here] Because you lied on your resume."

"Oh, this is far from over."

"Son of a Brachiosaurus!"

"I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's fortune to keep us company."