"But that's what show business is all about. Acting like an idiot. It's not you, you're just doing your job. You know what I mean. Look at it this way, most people feel like idiots most of the time. But they don't get paid for it."

"Nathan Lane - Ed Chapman"

"Say good night, Tinkerbell!"

"My mother was the reason you shouldn't go out into Central Park at night!"

"How you doing? You must be Stuart."

"It's settled. Stuart Little gets scratched tonight."

"[from the top of the stairs] Fairy tales are real? Oy, I'm gonna cough up a furball."

"I'm sorry, it's meatloaf."

"A Pet? I am not your pet! I'm a cat, you're a mouse. You should be living in a hole. This is my family."

"Oh, I've got to stare at traffic, yawn, lick myself and believe me, that can take hours if you do it right. Ciao."

"Ah, the humiliation. [to Stuart] I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!"

"This is the happiest moment of my life. I feel 10 inches tall."

"Tinkerbell! [laughs] He called me Tinkerbell You're a funny guy!"

"Explain that you should stuff your face."

"Boy. [the Littles chattering] That's a lot of Littles."

"That's why I've been feeling so sad. That's why I keep thinking of them! I'm not a Stout, I'm a Little! I'm Stuart Little! I'M STUART... LITTLE!!!!"

"Hello, everyone."

"Now I know that fairy tales are real."

"Actually, I must be going."

"Hey, Smokey! His name is Snowbell!"

"Monica Keena - Mary Callaghan"

"Ally Walker - Ashley Bartlett Bacon"

"Micole Mercurio - Midge Callaghan"

"Jason Bernard - Jerry Wallace"

"Michael Rispoli - Joe Fusco Jr."

"Peter Gallagher - Peter Callaghan"

"Peter Boyle - Ox Callaghan"

"Bill Pullman - Jack Callaghan"

"Jack Warden - Saul"

"Peter once asked me when I fell in love with Jack. And I told him, "It was while you were sleeping.""

"Glynis Johns - Elsie"

"Sandra Bullock - Lucy Moderatz"

"Bruce MacVittie - Social Security Man"

"Amy Wright - Evelyn Saunders"

"Francesca Butler - Lillian"

"Kate Reid - Rosalie Sullivan"

"Anais Granofsky - Ellen"

"Heidi Von Palleske - Mrs. Peabody"

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I betcha don't, you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody? And you knew that, if only that person really knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with, and realize that you were the one that they wanted to, just, grow old with. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you haven't even talked to? Have you ever been so alone you spend the night confusing a man in a coma?"