"Oh, yeah. She's very pretty, for a convicted murder. I just came here as a professional courtesy since she's in New Orleans and plans on killing one of your prominent citizens."

"Bruce Campbell - Bartender at Party"

"Tom Everett Scott as Brian Gulden"

"John Boswall - Barrow"

"Sheila Hancock - Vera Bennington"

"Ted Danson - Jack Holden"

"Nancy Travis - Syliva Bennington"

"Christopher Cacenove - Edward Hargreave"

"Steve Guttenberg -Michael Kellam"

"Ann Dowd as Peggy"

"Larry Wright as Larry Wright the bucket drummer"

"Fiona Shaw - Miss Lomax"

"Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell"

"Bebe Neuwirth - Lauren Adler"

"Gregg Edelman - Phil"

"Robert Prosky - Brontë's Lawyer"

"Robin Weisman - Mary Bennington"

"Lois Smith - Brontë's Mother"

"We don't have to like each other. We just have to get married."

"[trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges] You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you realize the situation that you've put me in? Do you?"

"I am the husband!"

"Jim Fyfe - Terry Dieter"

"James Russo - Dan Corelli"

"Diane Ladd - Mrs. Corliss"

"[in response to Brontë's telling him that she will donate her time to a children's agriculture charity] If it amuses you, then do it."

"Adam Horovitz - Jay Faraday"

"She's got two broken ribs, a broken jaw, and a bad concussion. We're going to keep her overnight for observation."

"Matt Dillon - Jonathan Corliss"

"Sean Young - Ellen / Dorothy Carlsson"

"Karina Lombard - a girl who seduces McDeere"

"An irresistibly charming comedy!"

"Tobin Bell - the Nordic Man, Morolto hitman"

"Dean Norris - the Squat Man, Morolto hitman"

"Max von Sydow - Thor Carlsson"

"Steven Hill - F. Denton Voyles"

"Margo Martindale - Nina Huff"

"Paul Sorvino - mob boss Tommy Morolto (uncredited)"

"Gary Busey as Eddie Lomax"

"Terry Kinmey - Lamar Quinn"

"Wilford Brimley as Bill DeVasher"

"Joe Viterelli as mob boss Joey Morolto"

"The story of two people who got married, met, and then fell in love."

"Sullivan Walker - Thomas Abanks"

"Ed Harris - Agent Wayne Tarrance"

"Hal Holbrook - Oliver Lambert"

"Jerry Hardin - Royce McKnight"

"Holly Hunter - Tamara "Tammy" Hemphill"