"Ector: Yes, and you can win it, boy, if you knuckle down to your training. And we'll have you knighted by Christmas and off to London. What do you say?"

"Wart: Oh, Sir Ector, you mean it?"

"Ector: You- (coughs) You mean...you mean he'll be king of all England?"

"Ector: Oh, that's not news, dash it all. They always do so."

"Pellinore: King of all England."

"Ector: If you stick to your duties, you can be Kay's squire."

"Rickie Sorensen - King Arthur"

"Merlin: Alright. Works every time. Just like magic."

"Archimedes: Huh! You wouldn't dare!"

"(In the dining hall, everyone else settles down after a meal as Pellinore enters, much to Ector's surprise)"

"Archimedes: Not interested!"

"Man: Pellinore! It's Pellinore, dash it all! I have big news from London! Big news! C'mon, man, drop the bridge!"

"Merlin: (jabs his wand into the birdhouse) Oh, come, come, come, come now. You're as wet as you can get."

"Ector: Pellinore! (laughs) Pellinore. Greetings, old boy. And what's all the noise about London, huh?"

"(the sugar bowl stuffs out the rain water)"

"Merlin: "Best room in the house"! "Guest room"?! Unwelcome-guest room! Well, if he thinks he can get rid of me, I have news for that old walrus. I'm sticking it out."

"Archimedes: Well, you may be right. (exits his birdhouse) A skinny boy like that would make a cracking good chimney sweep. (Laughs until rain is poured on him)"

"Merlin: Oh, yes. Very lovely indeed."

"Kay: Huh. Good riddance."

"Ector: You will, uh...yes, I must say, you...have me there, Marvin. Yes. Well, as you win. You're welcome to stay if you like."

"Ector: Then just make yourself at home, Marvin."

"Merlin: Something warns me that you're all wet, Archimedes."

"Pellinore: Big news, Ector. Really big news."

"Richard Reitherman - King Arthur"

"Merlin's voice: I am gone, but then, I am not gone. Then if I do leave, you can never be sure that I am gone, can you?"

"Merlin: (magically reappears) Thank you. You're very kind. Very generous, I must say."

"Ector: Well, uh, all we can offer is room and board. Hard times, you know, Marvin, we'll put you up in the northwest tower. (points to an aged, damaged tower) That's the guest room. It's a bit drafty in the winter, but in this blazing hot weather, it's the best room in the house."

"Merlin: Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin. (heads into the tower)"

"(Later that evening, it's raining and Merlin is putting buckets and umbrellas everywhere)"

"Archimedes: And I say we go back to the woods."

"Merlin: Oh, not on your life. That boy has to have an education. He has a future."

"(A horn blows, and they go to the window, where a skinny man on horseback blows a horn)"

"Guard: Who goes there?"

"(the drawbridge is dropped, shaking the tower)"

"Merlin: Oh, big news, heh? They can't wait for the London Times. First edition won't be out for at least, uh...1,2000 years. Archimedes, would you mind sailing down there and, and..."

"Archimedes: No! No, no, no!"

"Merlin: Archimedes! I'll turn you into a human."

"Merlin: I will! Then help me, I will."

"Archimedes: (exits his birdhouse) Alright, that's it! Hold on! (flies down)"

"Ector: Sit down, man, and let's hear all about it."

"Pellinore: They're having a big tournament, New Year's Day."

"Pellinore: Oh, but, Ector, Ector, here's where all the emotion comes in. To the winner of this tournament, goes the crown."

"(Ector does a spit-take on Pellinore)"

"Ector: Kay, lad, did you hear that?"

"Kay: Pretty fair prize, I'd say."

"Wart: I'm not afraid. (walks deeper into the forest)"

"Kay: Oh. (laughing) Don't warn me you're going in there. Why, it's swarming with wolves."