What About Bob?

"Son of a bitchin', BOB!"

"[To the Guttmans, who saw him push Bob into the lake] WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?! I HAD EVERY RIGHT TO BUY THIS HOUSE!"

"Hello, my name is Bob. Would you knock me out, please?"

"[Telling the hospital staff therapy jokes] So the psychiatrist has a patient. He draws a circle and says, "What do you think of when you see this?" He says "Sex." [The staff laugh.] That's not the joke yet, wait a second. He draws a picture of a tree and says "What do you think of that one when you see it?" He says "Sex." All right, then he draws a picture of a car, a house: "Sex. Sex. Sex." The doctor says, "You know you're obsessed with sex." And the patient says "Well you're the one drawing all the dirty pictures." [The staff laugh.]"

"[Telling another joke to the hospital staff] Roses are red, violets are blue; I'm a schizophrenic...and so am I. [staff laugh]"

"Bob's a special kind of friend. The kind that drives you crazy!"

"Bill Murray - Bob Wiley"

"Richard Dreyfuss - Dr. Leo Marvin"

"Julie Hagerty - Fay Marvin"

"Charlie Korsmo - Sigmund 'Siggy' Marvin"

"Kathryn Erbe - Anna Marvin"

"Tom Aldredge - Mr. Guttman"

"Susan Willis - Mrs. Guttman"

"Fay (wife)"

"Anna (daughter)"

"Siggy (son)"

"Lily (Leo's sister)"

"Bob (husband)"