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"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"
"What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there."
"Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!"
"Come on in for the real thing."
"It's like fishing with dynamite."
"Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "A-a-ah! I'm hang-gliding, honey! Take a good picture! I'm dead!" What a freak!"
"(Upon finding out that Jeremy is getting married) What?! What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for me and you!"
"You're coming with!"
"Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
"Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!"
"Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule."
"Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!"
"Husband: Hey, I got an idea, why don't you just kiss my left nut!"
"On July 15, they're coming to your wedding...with or without invitations."
"They're just a couple of guys who need a good wife."
"Hide Your actual IQ rating."
"Life's a Blessing, Remember to Pray."
"Life's a party. Crash it."
"Owen Wilson as John Beckwith"
"Vince Vaughn as Jeremy Grey"
"Christopher Walken as United States Secretary of the Treasury William Cleary"
"Rachael McAdams as Claire Cleary"
"Isla Fisher as Gloria Cleary"
"Jane Seymour as Kathleen "Kitty Kat" Cleary"
"Ellen Albertini Dow as "Grandma" Mary Cleary (final film role)"
"Keir O'Donnell as Todd Cleary"
"Bradley Cooper as Sack Lodge"
"Henry Gibson as Father O'Neil"
"Ron Canada as Randolph"
"Jenny Alden as Christina Cleary"
"Will Ferrell (uncredited) as Chazz Reinhold"
"Doria Baird as Vivian"
"Dwight Yoakam and Rebecca De Mornay as Mr. and Mrs. Kroger"
"Kathryn Joosten as Mrs. Reinhold"
"Richard Riehle (uncredited) as Funeral guest"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!