VG Cats

"Aeris: I've taken heavy losses and the Zerg have us pinned. If your reinforcements don't make it here soon it's all over!"

"Leo: Wow! What an amazing and high detail error screen. You sure did get your money's worth on this..."

"Pit from Kid Icarus: You know I was this close to getting into Smash Bros. It's all politics really..."

"n00b: Wut buttun is fly up?/"

"Leo: It's about those alien face huggers. They clamp to your face and implant their babies into your stomach, right?"

"Leo: GAWD, it's SO hot out. Hot like my butt, which really isn't that hot. No. Not with that face growing out of it. If you touch it you can see the future. You know like that Total Recall Movie. Only totally not! They ripped me off. Would you like to see the future?"

"Leo: Spare monies for a noob?..Heal plz?..How I mine for fish?"

"Narrator: Finally...You can't hurt da Blob! Well not physically anyway."

"Edward Elric: At last we've found it, Al. The Philosopher.."

"Aeris: Oh bloody hell, [my iPod's] frozen again? I just bought this!"

"Edward Elric: Al… I'm going to transplant Mom's tulips."

"Will Wright: So it's got butts for eyes?"

"Robot: Brave citizens of the land, fear not! The Republic of Morskoj has come to liberate you!"

"Aeris: Check out that gear. [Points to armour on wall rack.] It's a huge defense boost."

"Koopa: All the king requires is this. A simple offering of earth and water. A token offering of submission to the will of Koopa."