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"[after making out with Perry] Darling, don't ever take a Southern woman for granted."
"[to the motel guests after his argument with April.] Sorry about the disturbance folks, but that is one special wacko chick."
"This girl's got a secret. Huh? You got any secrets. I don't have any secrets. I don't have anything. All I got is a bike, a truck, and post office box in Clearlake, Florida."
"The Delongpre family can claim three governors, two United States senators, three electives of the House of Representatives, a Supreme Court justice, and an ambassabor to Chile. At our table we've had the likes of General Patton, Presidents Woodrow Wilson, Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Johnson, the actress Tallulah Bankhead, and Truman Capote... and that film star Grace Kelly before she married her prince... and Betty Ford after her rehabilitation."
"Patti Jean: I'm so envious of your fuckin' tits. Now I know why men like women."
"Sammantha Delongpre: Get off my sister!"
"Sheriff Earl Hawkins: Well there they be, son. Jonah and Jonah, Jr. They're so old they can't remember who's pappy and who's the son. They're weird and full of superstition. Burying a dead animal on their land can cause the cows to give bloody milk... or bring on a swarm of locusts."
"Uncontrollable Passion. Undeniable Heat."
"The Crossroads of Destiny and Desire."
"Into her perfect life, comes a perfect stranger, until nothing is perfect anymore."
"Let your body move your mind."
"One hot movie."
"What's love got to do with it?"
"Sherilyn Fenn - April Delongpre"
"Richard Tyson - Perry"
"Louise Fletcher - Belle Delongpre"
"Burl Ives - Sheriff Earl Hawkins"
"Kristy McNichol - Patti Jean"
"Martin Hewitt - Chad Douglas Fairchild"
"Juanita Moore - Delilah"
"Don Galloway - Senator Delongpre"
"Millie Perkins - Mrs. Delongpre"
"Milla Jovovich - Sammantha Delongpre"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!