The Strangerhood

"Dutchmiller: "Hmm. I have no idea where I am.""

"Dutchmiller: "It's sushi night, here at Dutchmiller's house of Tuna!""

"Dutchmiller: "I was just cutting up raw fish and thinking of you!""

"Dutchmiller as Ryan Seacrest: "Fantastic. So, what did you think of the judges pointless and innane comments?" Wade: "I think people should vote for me because..." Dutchmiller as Ryan Seacrest: "Fantastic, Dutchmiller out!""

"Catherine: "Dutch, I have some incredibly shocking news!" Dutchmiller: "Shocking? Oh my god, you're really a MAN. I knew it the whole time, your hands gave you away." Catherine: "What, no!" Dutchmiller: "Wait, My god I'm really a WOMAN. This explains everything." Catherine: "No, stop guessing. Dutch, I'm pregnant." Dutchmiller: "Fantasti...WHAAAT!" Catherine: "And you can't let anyone find out." Dutchmiller: "Of course not, now lets look at a clip." Catherine "WHAAAT!""

"Catherine: "I don't know who you are, but you are so pretty. And it is such a pleasure to meet other good-looking people just like you.""

"Catherine: "Nice suit. . . . Nice hair . . . I think I could make use of this one..." Nikki: "Did you say something?" Catherine: "No, of course not. Damn, my incredibly loud internal monologue!" Nikki: "What?""

"Catherine: "What the hell was that?" Nikki: "It was kind of hard to hear over your internal monologue." Catherine: "Nosy little twit!" Dutchmiller: "Whoa, catfight!" Tovar: "Ladies, let us settle this with the spinning bottle game.""

"Nikki: "Hello? Is anybody here? . . . What's going on here? Who am I, and why am I talking to myself?""

"Nikki: "If this is God, I don't think I believe in you. I'm apathetic." Sam: "Don't you mean agnostic? Nikki: "Whatever.""

"Nikki: "This is my voiceover, I can say what I want!" Wade: "But didn't you, like, die and stuff in the last episode?" Nikki: "Just because I'm dead, doesn't mean I can't have a voiceover. It's called artistic license, you loser!""

"Griggs: "Wait a second; this isn't my house. . . . Oh well.""

"Griggs: "What are you laughing at him for? He's got his ridiculous haircut!" Omnipotent voice: "He's very popular." Griggs: "Shut up, voice! You're worse than that stupid audience!""

"Griggs: "Who does he think he is talking to? (looks at Imaginary Gnome) Youve got a point there, little short guy.""

"Griggs: (Example A) "Gimme candy or I'll punch you." (Example B) "Trick or treat. Guess what the trick is: gimme candy, or I'll punch you!" (Example C) "I told you I want some candy, and now it's punchin' time!...CANDY!""

"Griggs: "You guys are a buncha halloweenies. Heh-heh, get it? Halloween plus weenie equals you. Huh huh, score that was awesome. Now everybody give me your candy or it's punchin' time! You first Grim Reaper! And no raisins. Or pennies. Unless they're those like, you know, chocolate covered pennies. 'Cause those would be awesome. Score. Some money and food all at once.""

"Omnipotent voice: "Some of our choices you will not understand; for instance, food and water are now forbidden!" Sam: "B-but water and food is what makes us go!" Voice: "Oh right. What I meant was, cookies and tang are forbidden. Wade: "Whuh?!? No cookies and tang?!? We'll be dead in three days!""

"Omnipotent voice: ". . . Some of them will be pleasurable." Wade: "Hey, someone put peanut butter in my pants! Omnipotent voice: "Some will not." Wade: ". . . Oh wait, they're just peanuts!""

"Sam: "But the all-powerful voice. . ." Omnipotent: "I prefer the term omnipotent. It's classier.""

"Omnipotent voice: "When you hear the message, please leave a beep. Oops, I said that wrong, how do you restart this thing? Does the blinking light mean it's recording? I did press seven. Somebody help me out here... Oh son of a -beep-.""

"Sam: "I hope you understand I'd like to work independently." Dutchmiller: "Of course, independently within the system.""

"Sam: "Ohh... Son of a bi-" Dutchmiller: "Hey! (snaps fingers) Snappy title!""

"Dutchmiller: "It's punk!""

"Catherine: "I smell the People's Choice Awards! It smells like roses made of money.""