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"Not this time, Gargamel."
"I am five hundred and forty-six years old."
"Is a Smurf's butt blue?"
"That's gonna leave a big blue bruise."
"[as he is falling] GOODBYE, BLUE WORLD!"
"Keep your Smurfs to yourselves!"
"Just because your name is Grouchy does not mean that you always have to be grouchy."
"I can have more than one kind of dress? WHAT?!"
"[after caging Azrael] You Smurfed with the wrong girl."
"[referring to Clumsy] Why are we listening to him? He just got us sucked through a giant hole."
"Hey! I am walking here!"
"Don't ever forget that one magical moment our two worlds met. And I wasn't grouchy! I was not! [pause] Can you just say one thing please? I am dying here."
"Welcome to my world."
"[repeated line] SMURFABUNGA!!!"
"[after Patrick swears in Smurf language] There is no call for that kind of language, Laddie!"
"I will not soon forget this place. Especially not with these! [turns around and he is wearing "I love New York" underwear]"
"[repeated line] Azrael? Are you dead?"
"[getting his net caught in a tree] Let go! Cursed nature!"
"Come to papa, Papa!"
"Our World is About to Get Smurf did"
"Adventure Does not Get Any Bigger"
"Where the Smurf Are We?"
"Smurf Happens"
"Hank Azaria β Gargamel"
"Neil Patrick Harris β Patrick Winslow"
"Jayma Mays β Grace Winslow"
"Sofia Vergara β Odile"
"Tim Gunn β Henri"
"Mr. Krinkle β Azrael"
"Hank β Elway Winslow"
"Jonathan Winters β Papa Smurf"
"Alan Cumming β Gutsy Smurf"
"Katy Perry β Smurfette"
"Fred Armisen β Brainy Smurf"
"George Lopez β Grouchy Smurf"
"Anton Yelchin β Clumsy Smurf"
"Jeff Foxworthy β Handy Smurf"
"Paul Reubens β Jokey Smurf"
"Gary Basaraba β Hefty Smurf"
"John Oliver β Vanity Smurf"
"Kenan Thompson β Greedy Smurf"
"B.J. Novak β Baker Smurf"
"Wolfgang Puck β Chef Smurf"
"John Kassir β Crazy Smurf"
"Tom Kane β Narrator Smurf"
"Frank W. Welker β Voice of Azrael"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwΓΌrdig geformten HΓΆhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschΓΆpft, das Abenteuer an dem groΓen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurΓΌck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rΓ€tselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit wΓ€hrend einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grΓΆΓte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auΓer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!