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"Your dice are loaded!"
"One more roll!"
"A map of the wonders of the new world."
"Not with those! This time we use my dice."
"They've been cleared for the streets, my lord, so the city can be cleansed, as you ordered."
"I don't know."
"Yes. So the Age of the Jaguar can begin, as you ordered, my lord."
"But, my lord, anyone who disobeys your orders must be punished, as your ordered."
"Tzekel-Kan has made your commands clear, my lord."
"The Cook: Hey, Altivo! Ah-ta-ta, not for you! You're on half rations. Orders from Cortes."
"Warrior: I'm okay! [the foot squishes the man then he roaring] I'm still okay!"
"Native: Chief Tanni! Chief Tanni! Approaching the city, is an army of strangers. [Chief: We are safe here. They'll never find the gate to the city.] But, sire, they are being led by Tzekel-Kan."
"Kid #1: The Gods deserve a proper tribute."
"Kid #2: Stop! There will be no sacrifices!"
"The problem, obviously, was that the milieu that Jeffrey had chosen - no less than the near-annihilation of the Mezo-American peoples and the destruction of their culture - didn't really lend itself to a flat-out comedy, we thought. There had to be enough depth in these characters to allow us to do a story which would allow for some real drama - tragedy, even."
"Kevin Kline—Tulio"
"Kenneth Branagh—Miguel"
"Rosie Perez—Chel"
"Armand Assante - Tzekel-Kan"
"Edward James Olmos - Chief Tannabok"
"Jim Cummings - Hernan Cortes"
"Frank Welker - Altivo"
"Tobin Bell - Zaragoza"
"Duncan Marjoribanks - Acolyte"
"Elijah Chiang - Kid #1"
"Cyrus Shaki-Khan - Kid #2"
"Elton John - Narrator"
"Bob Bergen - Jaguar"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!