The Palm Beach Story

"Well, you know we don't love each other anymore. We're just habits, bad habits...And when love's gone, there's nothing left but admiration and respect."

"I don't begin and end with a smelter, you know."

"You have no idea what a long-legged gal can do without doing anything."

"You're married to me; that's like saying, you're blind to me. For a long time, I've been a part of you, just something to snuggle up to and keep you warm at night, like a blanket, but you can't see me any more than you can see the back of your neck."

"You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself."

"Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed."

"No, I'm not my grandfather, of course. He's dead, anyway."

"Staterooms are un-American."

"That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous."

"Tipping is un-American."

"You know Maude, somebody meeting you for the first time, not knowing you were cracked, might get the wrong impression of you."

"That's my wife, you dumb cluck!"

"Captain, we should have met sooner, and if I'd seen you around, we would have!"

"Hello, Snoodles, where'd you get the pretty girl?"

"Look at that very handsome man. I wonder who he is. I don't think I've seen him around before. I thought I knew all the handsome men in this village."

"Of course, I'm crazy, I'll marry anybody."

"You will care for me, though. I grow on people. Like moss."

"Claudette Colbert — Geraldine 'Gerry' Jeffers"

"Joel McCrea — Tom Jeffers ('Capt. McGlew')"

"Mary Astor — The Princess Centimillia"

"Rudy Vallée — John D. Hackensacker III a.k.a. "snoodles""

"Sig Arno — Toto"

"Robert Warwick — Mr. Hinch, Ale and Quail Club"

"Arthur Stuart Hull — Mr. Osmond"

"Torben Meyer — Dr. Kluck"

"Jimmy Conlin — Mr. Asweld, Ale and Quail Club"

"Victor Potel — Mr. McKeewie"

"William Demarest — First Member Ale and Quail Club"

"Jack Norton — Second Member Ale and Quail Club"

"Robert Greig — Third Member Ale and Quail Club"

"Roscoe Ates — Fourth Member Ale and Quail Club"

"Dewey Robinson — Fifth Member Ale and Quail Club"

"Robert Dudley — Wienie King"