The Malfated

"As a human being I am lost, and as an artist I am looking for answers. Yet the lost look toward me, the artist, for answers. It’s kind of fucked up in a way, and I wish I could do more to help, but I have a hard job looking after myself, let alone other people"

"Why is something so ordinary, mundane and natural so fucking terrifying?"

"Here, let me define 'funny' for you - some guy in his 60s singing 'hope I die before I get old'. Now that's entertainment."

"I’ve often heard people complain, ‘Oh, well, there are only seven notes, it’s hard to come up with an original tune’. Well, boo hoo. But I’ll tell you something - there are over a million words in the English language and there is no justification for shit lyrics."

"We reproduce - our flesh, our blood, our bone But when we die, we enter death alone..."

"Fortune helps those who help themselves The time is here for funeral bells Treat me as befits a knave Cast me to an unmarked grave."

"Candy sticks and cigarettes Ladies and gentlemen, cast your bets Today's the day that somebody dies Today's the day when I will rise... -"

"Welcome, one and all, to the amazing Dr. Pibb's He'll make a penis from a buttock and a woman from a rib And if you've lost your follicles and wish that you were dead he'll take hairs from your testicles and sew them on your head"

"Laying in a bed in a room in Texas Propped up reading Miller's ‘Sexus’ Scotch on the side and a Pentagram ashtray Girls on the floor from last night's roleplay Smoke a cigarette, risking cancer That's just me, I'm a bit of a chancer A knock on the door says it's time to go Time to get this road on the show..."