Tenacious D

"Jack Black - lead vocals/rhythm guitar"

"Kyle Gass - lead acoustic guitars/backup vocals"

"Dio, time to go. You must give your cape and scepter TO ME! And a smaller one for KG... Go!"

"This is not the greatest song in the world, this is just a tribute."

"We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain. NO!"

"Kyle's fingers be silver/Jack's voice, then, be gold/but lest you think we're vain/We know you're all robots and we don't care/Tenacious D/We reign/Supreme."

"Burrito supreme! And a chicken supreme! And a cutlass supreme! Supreme! Yeah"

"Metal! It comes from hell!"

"What's it gonna be, Kyle? You have to decide. Tits… or Destiny?"

"BEELZEBOSS: I am compleeeeeete! JACK and KYLE: Fuuuuuuu-uuuuuck! BEELZEBOSS: Yes, you are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I'm complete, and my cock you will suck! This world will be mine, And you're first in line! You brought me the pick, and now you shall both die! JACK: Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit! Waaaaaiiit, you motherfuckeeeeeer! We challenge you to a rock-off! Give us one chance to rock your socks off! BEELZEBOSS: FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK! The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge! What are your terms? What's the caaa-aa-aaatch? JACK: If we win, You must take Your sorry ass back to Hell! And also, you will have to pay our rent! BEELZEBOSS: And what if I win?! JACK: Then you can take Kage back to Hell... KYLE: What?! JACK: Trust me, Kage, it's the only way. KYLE: What are you talking about?! JACK: To be your little bitch! BEELZEBOSS: FINE! LET THE ROCK-OFF BEGIN!"

"BEELZEBOSS: Fuck you, Kage! And fuck you, Jables! I'LL GET YOU, TENACIOUS D!"

"Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again... in your ear pussies."