Survivor (Palahniuk novel)

"Right now, me getting killed would be redundant."

"You could stab a knife right through my heart and you'd be too late."

"There is no Hell. There is no heaven."

"Scratched on the bathroom stall, it says, Heaven, the words say, is all-you-can-eat pussy buffet."

"It doesn't matter if you do anything. If nobody notices, your life will add up to a big zero. People are looking for how to put everything together. They need a unified field theory that combines glamor and holiness, fashion and spirituality. People need to reconcile being good and being good-looking."

"And the sky is blue and righteous in every direction."