Striptease

"Chip: Working on villain lines again?"

"Max: Of course I'll do fine. I'm worried about what tie I'm going to wear."

"Max: Whenever I hope women will change, they just end up disappearing."

"Max: How would you like to be our promotional gimp?"

"Willy: Of course you realize that you have to tell me all about how he is in bed?"

"Chip: What is it you want, oh great Couch-God?"

"Max: Hmm, my left butt cheek is asleep, but the other isn't...weird."

"Max: It's my turn to flashback. Be patient!"

"Max: To know her is to love her...to love her is to go quite bonkers."

"Tommy: If nothing else, you'll get a cult following of black-clad depressed kids."

"Emily: Oh Chip, I'm so sorry...I know you were very enamored with Naomi."

"Emily: Just for reference, this is is my happy face."

"Alli: Sure! If you like manipulating psychopaths...Which, you probably do."

"Max: I mean, what's next? By the way, Max, I'm a robot! Max, I'm a Russian spy!"

"Damion: What petty drama virus has infected your veins?"

"Forrest: Don't be silly. I don't mind when girls kiss me. It's like free samples of something I would never buy."

"Lydia: This manager things is fun! I'm getting paid to be all bitchy!"

"Emily: The unashamed humping like rabbits can commence!"

"Alli: You've transcended from the angry to the absurd. Congratulations!"

"Rob: Would you stop using film terminology for sex talk?!"

"Alli: I think I just had a nerdgasm."

"Kim: She seemed a little suspicious to me! Of course...I only met her one night...and I was pretty drunk. But I'm not the one that had mystery sex with her, right Rae?"

"Kim: But if they're lesbian rabbits...would they hump?"

"Max: This calls for the best of whatever cheap alcohol we have in the fridge!"

"Max: Sometimes you have to speak comicbookeese."

"Mikayla: Rae, why was there a sack full of money buried in the floor?"

"Max: Apparently my subconscious hasn't heard of a thesaurus."