Stay Tuned (film)

"[about TV hell] Screw up in here, and you're dead meat."

"[on the Star Trek-like show] Greetings, Captain Roy. Our remotes are synchronized. So wherever you go, I go. Enjoy the attack."

"[to Roy about being on TV] You wanted to live in a TV fantasy? Well, you got your wish."

"[assessing her situation] Dynamite!? He's going to hit me with a train and blow me up? Roy!!!"

"Crowley: [to Roy and Helen] We did it! We beat Spike! Oh, I would have given an arm and a leg to see this! In fact, I already did!"

"Pierce: [after Spike is caught in the TV] I get his parking space."

"A comedy-adventure from the other side of the screen."

"The devil has come for your soul...before a live studio audience."

"The Knables have signed up for a cable system that's out of this world...literally."

"Most people would love to get into television. Helen and Roy Knable are on borrowed time to get out of it...before they're cancelled for good."

"Something weird is on the air."

"What could be worse than no television for a week? Try Hellevision for 24 hours."

"You're about to experience the wildest day you ever sat through. Bet your remote control on it."