Stay Alive

"Sweet Sebastian Bach, I wanna play!"

"[about Abigail] Girl has got body karate going on!"

"Can we skip this bullshit cinematic foreplay? I want to fuuuuccckkkk!"

"(To Miller) Okay, Where's the torture chamber cause I want some ass."

"I don't know what it is, man! I'm scared, I'm freaking out, man! There's something out here!.. (on the phone) Is that Abby? Wassup Mama?"

"I beta-tested for a while. It sucked. It's kinda like eating a beav. It's awesome at first, then it's just goddamn monotonous."

"If you had any less sense, you'd be half a penny."

"(really upset) Somebody ran my brother down in a horse-drawn carriage. I'm gonna find whoever did it, and hurt them."

"(Last line/final words, to the Countess) Go fuck yourself."

"You know, Phin? The problem with your mouth is that stupid, insensitive shit comes out of it."

"Whoever said size doesn't matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones..."

"My brother was all I had. That kid meant everything to me. And now he's gone."

"(after tapping the controller, avoiding the carriage in the game) Hell yeah."

"Bitch, that's cheating! I'm not even dead yet!"

"(to Hutch and Abigail) Go on, get out of here. I've got these punk-ass bitch motherfuckers handled."

"You know what they say? You play the game too long, you start seeing shit and having seizures."

"(after snorting cocaine) Ooh, fuck, that burns!"

"I hate telling people the truth and watching them get embarassed for that"

"Come to me, clouds. May you rise as an evil storm born to rip them open. Let the cover of night bear witness and destroy those who resist so they shall harm me not. Let the blood of many cleanse me, preserving beauty eternal, I pray you."