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"Papa's got a brand new 'stache!"
"Someone calls an Uber. It's cold in here. Let's turn up the heat."
"[In the Emerald temple's maze, he and Knuckles run from a giant spiked metal ball rolling at them, a la Indiana Jones] I do not want to die like this; it's derivative!"
"[After dodging more booby traps in the Emerald temple's maze] I have solved it: there is a booby trap every seven seco-- [Just as he says 'seconds', a giant axe swings down right in front of Robotnik, just brushing against his mustache, and then imbeds itself into the wall] That was a little early. [Briefly looks down, then exhales with relief] So glad it didn't cut off my...mustache."
"[doing commentary on Sonic and Knuckles' fight] The echidna's taking no prisoners today! Sonic has heart, but will he lose the "quill" to live?"
"Hedgehog, it's time to say goodbye to humanity."
"[last words as he falls from his robot to his supposed death] Oh, it's like that? Okay, we're not friends! Later, hater!"
"Welcome to the new norm!"
"World domination playlist."
"[regarding Sonic] Like a blister, he keeps coming back!"
"[to Stone] You might want to ground yourself."
"[Sonic redirects a missile back to Robotnik's robot, hitting it in its knee. The impact jolts the robot to where Stone is slammed against the wall and knocked out] Stone? Oh, great. Next thing you know, there will be a report about a hostile work environment!"
"Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference, but you are being reckless... Pretending to be Batman?"
"Sonic, taking care of yourself is not what being a hero is all about. It is about taking responsibility for other people. And now, whether you want to hear this or not, you are still just a kid. You got some more growing up to do before you are ready to be a hero. Trust me, there will come a time when your powers will be needed. But you do not choose that moment. That moment chooses you."
"The Donut Lord. You know, a real genius would remember the name of the guy who helped kick your butt off this planet, and I will do it again if you mess with Green Hills."
"[after Sonic calls him "Dad"] I will race you to the truck. One, two, three, go!"
"[surprised by Robotnik's return to Earth] He’s back. HE’S BACK!!!"
"Ben Schwartz — Voice of Sonic"
"James Marsden — Tom Wachowski"
"Jim Carrey — Dr. Robotnik"
"Tika Sumpter — Maddie Wachowski"
"Idris Elba — Voice of Knuckles"
"Natasha Rothwell — Rachel"
"Adam Pally — Wade Whipple"
"Shemar Moore — Randall Handel"
"Lee Majdoub — Agent Stone"
"Colleen O'Shaughnessey — Voice of Tails"
"Tom Butler — Commander Walters"
"Melody Niemann — Jojo"
"Krista Alvarez — Agent Faucet"
"Donna Jay Fulks — Voice of Longclaw"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!