Some Like It Hot

"I'm not very bright, I guess...just dumb. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be on this crummy train with this crummy girls' band...I used to sing with male bands but I can't afford it anymore...That's what I'm running away from. I worked with six different ones in the last two years. Oh, brother!...I can't trust myself. I have this thing about saxophone players, especially tenor sax...I don't know what it is, they just curdle me. All they have to do is play eight bars of 'Come to Me, My Melancholy Baby' and my spine turns to custard. I get goose pimply all over and I come to 'em...every time... That's why I joined this band. Safety first. Anything to get away from those bums...You don't know what they're like. You fall for 'em and you really love 'em - you think this is gonna be the biggest thing since the Graf Zeppelin - and the next thing you know, they're borrowing money from you and spending it on other dames and betting on horses...Then one morning you wake up, the guy is gone, the saxophone's gone, all that's left behind is a pair of old socks and a tube of toothpaste, all squeezed out. So you pull yourself together. You go on to the next job, the next saxophone player. It's the same thing all over again. You see what I mean? Not very bright...I can tell you one thing - it's not gonna happen to me again - ever. I'm tired of getting the fuzzy end of the lollipop."

"Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!"

"The movie too HOT for words!"

"Marilyn Monroe and her bosom companions"

"Marilyn Monroe — Sugar "Kane" Kowalczyk"

"Tony Curtis — Joe/"Josephine"/"Shell Oil Junior""

"Jack Lemmon — Jerry (Gerald)/"Daphne""

"George Raft — "Spats" Colombo"

"Pat O'Brien — Detective Mulligan"

"Joe E. Brown — Osgood Fielding III"

"Nehemiah Persoff — "Little Bonaparte""

"Joan Shawlee — Sweet Sue"

"Dave Barry — Mister Beinstock"

"Billy Gray — Sig Poliakoff"

"Barbara Drew — Nellie Weinmeyer"

"George E. Stone — "Toothpick" Charlie"

"Mike Mazurki — Spats's henchman"

"Harry Wilson — Spats's henchman"

"Edward G. Robinson Jr. — Johnny Paradise"

"Beverly Wills — Dolores"