Sixteen Candles

"I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday."

"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek."

"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease."

"Wease, we've got seventy dollars and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens."

"[to his buddies, after knocking over a beer can stack] Very nice! We're here five minutes, and I–! I'm at a loss!"

"What's happenin', hot stuff?"

"Oh, sexy girlfriend!"

"No more yanky my wanky The Donger need food!"

"Ginny Baker: I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row."

"Dorothy Baker: [to Jake Ryan on the phone] Now you listen to me, mister! God did not put me on this Earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions from a foul-mouthed hooligan like you! And as for our granddaughter, I'm sure she has more than enough sense to stay clear of the likes of you! Now goodnight and goodbye!"

"It's the time of your life that may last a lifetime."

"When you're just sixteen anything can happen!"

"Stuck between a nitwit and a heart-throb"

"Turning sixteen isn't easy, when you've fallen in love... for the first time"

"Molly Ringwald - Samantha Baker"

"Michael Schoeffling - Jake Ryan"

"Haviland Morris - Caroline Mulford"

"Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong"

"Anthony Michael Hall - The Geek"

"Justin Henry - Mike Baker"

"Paul Dooley - Jim Baker"

"Carlin Glynn - Brenda Baker"

"Blanche Baker - Ginny Baker"

"Edward Andrews - Howard Baker"

"Billie Bird - Dorothy Baker"

"Carole Cook - Grandma Helen"

"Max Showalter - Grandpa Fred"

"Liane Alexandra Curtis - Randy"

"John Cusack - Bryce"

"Darren Harris - Cliff a.k.a. "Wease""

"Deborah Pollack - Marlene, aka "Lumberjack""

"Joan Cusack - Geek Girl #1"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Reverend at Wedding"

"Jami Gertz - Robin"

"John Kapelos - Rudy Ryszczyk"

"Zelda Rubinstein - Organist"