Sinfest

"The Devil: You're just jealous cuz I'm more popular than you. God: Talk to the hand."

"Slick: This world you created is a bust! It's a full-on hellhole! What gives?! God: Well, it's a sort of work in progress. It's open to interpretation and functions on multiple levels."

"Seymour: [shouting] Praise the Lord! Go to church! Save your soul! Repent now! God is watching! The Devil: [to God] You need better representation."

"Slick: Christmas… Chanukkah… Kwanzaa, Agnostica, Ramadan, Boxing Day. Monique: Let's celebrate them all!"

"Slick: Existence. I ponder it most ponderously. Monique: As do I. I am like Philosophocles."

"Seymour: You're in our schools! Our courts! Our ballparks! Our money! You're everywhere! God: I just want to be in your heart."

"Monique: Are You Catholic? Protestant? Baptist? Muslim? Hindu? What are You? God: Labels…"

"Pooch: You're back! You were gone, and now you're back! Percy: Yeah, yeah. Don't make a big deal of it."

"Criminy: I fortify myself with facts. Arm myself with information. Empower myself with wisdom… then I hide away."

"Seymour: God is a benevolent ruler! Lil' Evil: Don't believe the hype."

"Squigley: I only eat to fill the emptiness in my life. It's how I fend off the despairing angst of my meaningless existence. Monique: Pass the fries."

"Monique: Dear Congress. Hi! How ya doin'? Hope I'm not bothering you. Just wanted to ask a favor. Could you possibly, maybe, if it's not too much trouble… represent us???!"

"Monique: People think I'm a demon… Slick: God thinks I'm a monster."

"Slick: What do you want? Name it and I'll get it for you! Monique: World peace. Slick: You got it! Wait here! [On phone] Hello? Sinister shadow government responsible for all the wars in human history? Stop it!"

"Fuchsia: Does it bother you that I'm a devil girl? That I have horns and a tail and shoot fire from my hands and the fact that I'm not normal in any way, shape or form whatsoever? Criminy: Only if it bothers you."

"Fuchsia: Did you really come down here to save me? Criminy: Yes. Well, no. Not to save you. Just to be with you."

"Slick: Look, I don't know if you sent a million men to hell… but I do know for a fact that you pulled me out of there. Monique: I did? Slick: Yeah. Twice. So it all evens out."

"Fuchsia: Would you ever take a bullet for me? Criminy: Yes… I believe I would…"

"Blue: Your brain's turned to mush ever since you met him. Fuchsia: Him? Who? I don't know what you're taking about!"

"Xanthe: Bare midriff! Patriarchally sanctioned fashion trope that encourages the objectification of women!"

"Slick: There's nothing wrong with admiring the female form… Xanthe: No mansplaining. Slick: "Mansplaining"? Xanthe: You are awash in male privilege and heteronormative assumptions about gender performativity. Slick: Hetero what? Xanthe: Heteronormative assumptions about gender performativity. Slick: In English, please?"

"Xanthe: This is the patriarchy. A social-interactive construct that bombards us with misogyny."

"Xanthe: And there will be justice."

"Xanthe: Pornography and prostitution are the main pillars of male supremacy and must be eradicated for the liberation of women everywhere."

"The first seven years it was coffee and revenge. That's what kept me going. My attitude was, "I'll show them. I'll show them all!""

"It took years and years for me to learn the value of the soft touch."

"The webcomics landscape looked incredibly different back then, with what comparatively few comics there were mostly being about video game humor, sporadically updated and crudely drawn. But Tatsuya Ishida's Sinfest stood out in that he was one of the few web cartoonists who seemed to know art, updated regularly, and didn't do tons of video game jokes that I didn't understand."