Shrek the Halls

"I have to make a Christmas, and I have no idea what it is or how to do it."

"The tree goes inside the house?"

"[turns to Gingy] Excuse you for what?"

"Oh, Puss, not you too."

"Alright, everybody, if you leave now, you can beat the holiday traffic!"

"So, despite the fact that you drive me crazy at times,-- Yes, Donkey, I'm looking at you. --it would mean a lot to me if you'd all come back and join us."

"Smelly Christmas to all, and to all a gross night!"

"Merry Christmas, Shrek!"

"How are you gonna have Christmas without your family?"

"My mom used to always say: "Christmas ain't Christmas till somebody cries". Usually, that someone's me [sniffles]"

"[laughs] They got you good, Shrek! [snow dumps on him] Hey! That wasn't even funny. Who did that?"

"This is gonna be the best Christmas ever. And we're going to do it together, so come on. [pulls Shrek's arm]"

"They're our friends, Shrek. They all mean well."

"I have to go. I need to apologize to our friends. [walks away with the babies in her arms]"

"Okay, I will assume the position. [gets himself tortured by the ogre babies]"

"In my homeland, we tell a very different tale of the Santa Nicholas. He's not made of waffles."

"I have shamed myself. [jumps off the chair]"

"Boss, there's no right way to do Christmas, you just do it."

"[talking to an angel-shaped cookie] Did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven?"

"Aw, phooey with all your sunshine and lollipops! Where I come from, Christmas is a nightmare!"

"...until they got home, when they looked at the car door handle and they found...A HOOK!"

"Stop, drop, and roll, Shrek!"

"Santa?! AAAAAAHH!!! [slams the door]"

"Pinocchio: C'mon, everybody, let's DANCE!"

"Big Bad Wolf: Apology accepted. Let's go eat."

"3 Little Pigs: Ja, with schnitzel."

"Mike Myers as Shrek"

"Eddie Murphy as Donkey"

"Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona"

"Antonio Banderas as Puss in Boots"

"Conrad Vernon as Gingy"

"Cody Cameron as Pinocchio and Three Little Pigs"

"Aron Warner as Big Bad Wolf"

"Christopher Knights as Three Blind Mice"

"Miles Christopher Bakshi, Nina Zoe Bakshi, and Dante James Hauser as Farkle, Fergus, & Felicia"

"Marissa Jaret Winokur as Bookstore Clerk"

"Gary Trousdale as Santa Claus"