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"Beast, I'll make you regret the day we met! I'll see you drawn and cornered! You'll beg for death to save you! [Fiona: No! Shrek!] And as for you, my wife? [Shrek: Fiona!] I'll have you locked back in that tower, for the rest of your days! I AM KING! [Shrek whistles for Dragon] I WILL HAVE ORDER! I WILL HAVE PERFECTION! I WILL HAVE--! [Dragon roars] AAAAAAAH! [Dragon she eat the Farquaad] AAAH-! [Dragon swallows him] [Donkey: Alright, nobody move! I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it!] [Dragon roars] [Donkey: I'm a donkey on the edge!] [Dragon burps out Farquaad's crown] [Donkey: [chuckles] Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?]"
"I told you: Ogres don't live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!"
"Now, there is a matter of business to attend to. [Lillian: Harold!] [wheezes and passes out] [Puss: The frog king...is dead.]"
"His name is- is... [Shrek: What's his name? What's his name?!] IS-- [wheezes again] [Fiona: Daddy!] [passes out again]"
"His name is Arthur. [Shrek: Arthur?] I know...you'll do what's right. [Lillian: [sadly] Harold?] [Shrek: Dad? Dad! [his ears lower] Dad?] [Donkey: [voice breaking] Do your thing, man.]"
"A new era finally begins! Now, all of you, bow before your King! [Shrek: [clears throat] You need to work on your aim.] [gets lifted by Shrek] This was supposed to be my Happily Ever After! [Shrek: Well, I guess you need to keep lookin'... [looks to Fiona] ...'cause I'm not giving up mine.] Mommy?"
"Maybe we should hire a professional bounty hunter? [Rumpelstiltskin throws water at her in frustration] AHH!!! What a world! What a world!"
"Where all your wishes come true."
"[Fiona: [shocked] Shrek?] [Rumpelstiltskin: [surprised] His day is up! His day is... [gets squeezed]] [Fiona: [heartbroken] Shrek?] It's alright. [Fiona: There has to be something I can do.] You've already done everything for me Fiona. You gave me a home and a family. [Fiona: You have kids?] We have kids. Fergus, Farkle, and a little girl named... [simultaneously with Fiona] ...Felicia. [Fiona: [simultaneously with Shrek] Felicia. I've always wanted to have a daughter named Felicia.] And someday... [gives squeaky toy to Fiona] ...you will. [Fiona, Donkey, and Puss sadly stare at Shrek] You know what the best part of today was? I got the chance to fall in love with you all over again. [Shrek and Fiona share true love's kiss, just as Shrek disappears] [Puss in Boots: [notices] Fiona, the sunrise. You're still...an ogre.] [Fiona: [sees Puss in Boots is right] True love's form.] [Rumpelstiltskin: [shocked] Impossible!] [Fiona: [happily] The kiss worked.]"
"No! No, no, no, no, no! I'm not ready! No! Wait!"
"Puss, you have to save the baby, or the mama will destroy San Ricardo. It's the right thing to do. [Puss in Boots: I will not let you go, Humpty.] I know you won't. So I won't make you choose."
"WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? I MEAN, WHAT SPECIFICALLY?!"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!