She's the One

"Big deal, you're happy. You're never going to make any real money."

"Romance is great, but I just want to remind you, it don't pay the bills."

"[to Mickey] Twenty-five fucking years, I've been waiting for the day I'd be bigger, tougher, stronger than you are. When you go down it's gonna hurt, baby. I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! Are you ready? You ready to be humiliated in front of your new wife and your father? You are an ugly bitch, I pity you..."

"Mr Fitzpatrick: [to Francis] Let me get this straight. You don't want to cheat on your girlfriend with your wife?"

"Renee Fitzpatrick: Francis, I cannot remember the last time I saw your penis."

"A romantic comedy about two brothers... and the one thing that came between them."

"From the Director of "The Brothers McMullen""

"Edward Burns - Mickey Fitzpatrick"

"Mike McGlone - Francis Fitzpatrick"

"Cameron Diaz - Heather Davis"

"Jennifer Aniston - Renee Fitzpatrick"

"Maxine Bahns - Hope"

"John Mahoney - Mr. Fitzpatrick"

"Malachy McCourt - Tom"

"Leslie Mann - Connie"

"Amanda Peet - Molly"

"Anita Gillette - Carol"

"Frank Vincent - Ron"