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"Thai eyt it with full gud will That soucht na nother sals thar-till Bot appetyt."
"MAYONNAISE, n.: One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion."
"SAUCE, n.: The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices; a people with one sauce has only nine hundred and ninety-nine. For every sauce invented and accepted a vice is renounced and forgiven."
"There are in England sixty different religions and only one sauce."
"There's no sauce in the world like hunger."
"Qu'a toz mangiers est sausse fains Bien destanpree et bien confite."
"It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes, is a delectable necessity of the Thanksgiving board and that turkey is uneatable without it... There are some things in every country that you must be born to endure; and another hundred years of general satisfaction with Americans and America could not reconcile this expatriate to cranberry sauce, peanut butter, and drum majorettes."
"Though blood be the best sauce for victory, yet must it not be more than the meat."
"The time-honored bread-sauce of the happy ending."
"The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin."
"I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce."
"Epicurean cooks sharpen with cloyless sauce his appetite."
"Almost anything is edible with a dab of French mustard on it."
"The English have only one sauce, melted butter."
"Young writers often suppose that style is a garnish for the meat of prose, a sauce by which a dull dish is made palatable."
"Sauce for a Goose, is Sauce for a Gander."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!