"There's no sauce in the world like hunger."

"MAYONNAISE, n.: One of the sauces that serve the French in place of a state religion."

"SAUCE, n.: The one infallible sign of civilization and enlightenment. A people with no sauces has one thousand vices;…"

"There are in England sixty different religions and only one sauce."

"Qu'a toz mangiers est sausse fains Bien destanpree et bien confite."

"It has been an unchallengeable American doctrine that cranberry sauce, a pink goo with overtones of sugared tomatoes,…"

"Though blood be the best sauce for victory, yet must it not be more than the meat."

"The time-honored bread-sauce of the happy ending."

"The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cookin…"

"I tell you Folks, all Politics is Apple Sauce."