Ron English

"I’ll stay awake while reason sleeps."

"Memories forever remake the past."

"He who laughs last may be the joke."

"He who laughs last didn’t get the joke."

"Question, believe, or lose your mind."

"Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do."

"You may know you’re going to die, but you won’t know you’re dead."

"You are not a clone."

"We are the new they."

"The lesser of two evils is not the greater good."

"Evolution’s the gift that keeps on giving."

"I may be shallow, but my thoughts are deep."

"Pacifists lose the war; aggressors lose the peace."

"Fall is the season the leaves do dread, because gravity loves the color red."

"Last place gets to stay in the race longer."

"When all else fails, start a band."

"In heaven, no one can hear you dream."

"Behind every great man is a pickpocket."

"Education prepares the next generation for life and debt."

"I pray my obituary is a hoax."

"No brain, no pain."

"You can’t have your kitsch and your good taste, too."

"Madness is the genius’ substitute for stupidity."

"Nothing is true until someone believes."

"No one should possess more than they can hold in their heart."

"If questioning something endangers its existence, extinction is probably in its future."

"The trivial travels faster than the profound."

"Some days you can’t see the forest for the fire."

"You’re guaranteed a past, but not a future."

"It’s always tomorrow on the other side of the world."

"I believe my own imagination."

"Memories forever remake themselves."

"Myths are the unbelievable truth."

"Evolution is a two-way street."

"It’s not the size of the brush; it’s the expanse of the imagination."

"Absinthe makes the mind go wander."

"I’m complicated, not confused."

"Adversity is the mother of contention."

"A stream of consciousness leads to an ocean of revelations."

"Evolution doesn’t work on creationists."

"Holding something sacred stunts its evolution."

"Only the evaporated ascend."

"The rich don’t start revolutions."

"Every teardrop returns to a cloud."

"It’s not God I fear but the woman who bore him."

"You are the dreams of your ancestors."

"The water I breathe would drown the more evolved."

"You can’t remember what you never forgot."

"Some people play hard to get; I play hard to want."

"I don’t love myself; I have other people do that for me."