Relient K

"Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend."

"One time some criminals with their guns"

"My 17 Magazine tells me that you're in love."

"It's twice as hard to realize"

"Never underestimate my Jesus"

"She's a fanatic."

"Mood ring, oh mood ring, oh tell me will you bring"

"Face down, this carpet tastes like coffee grounds"

"And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear."

"From the first time that you opened your eyes"

"This one last bullet you mention"

"And this life sentence that I'm serving"

"I admit that I'm every bit deserving but the beauty of grace is that it makes life not fair."

"And you said I know that this will hurt"

"I watched the proverbial sunrise"

"I just wanna get mugged at knife point"

"Sometimes the hardest thing to believe is the truth."

"Half of me is all about apathy,"

"When February rolls around I'll roll my eyes."

"Why don't you just come right out and say it?"

"We should get jerseys"