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"You're a good husband Alan. You remind me of me."
"[picking up a vinyl record] Ahh Graham Nash — Songs For Beginners. Just... just the album cover alone, look at that face, he knows he made a great record."
"Oh, bullshit! You stink like a shrink. You got shrink hands. You ordered your salad like a shrink."
"Nobody has a right to look that good. She's just trouble for everybody."
"I don't need to talk about her or look at pictures... 'cause the truth is, a lot of times, I see her... on the street. I walk down the street, I see her in someone else's face... clearer than any of the pictures you carry with you. I get that you're in pain, but you got each other. You got each other! And I'm the one who's gotta see her and the girls all the time. Everywhere I go! I even see the dog. That's how fucked up I still am! I look at a German shepherd, I see our goddamn poodle. All right... All right..."
"I have no one. At least you two have each other. [Charlie kisses Ginger Timplemen, his mother-in-law, on her cheek and walks away]"
"Better bring out the big guns on this one. She's crazy with a side of crazy!"
"I was stuck in Charlie's World, I couldn't leave"
"Let in the unexpected."
"In a city of millions, finding one can change your whole life."
"Live every day like it's the best day of your life."
"Adam Sandler - Charlie Fineman"
"Don Cheadle - Dr. Alan Johnson"
"Jada Pinkett Smith - Janeane Johnson"
"Liv Tyler - Dr. Angela Oakhurst"
"Donald Sutherland - Judge Raines"
"Saffron Burrows - Donna Remar"
"Robert Klein - Jonathan Timpleman"
"Melinda Dillon - Ginger Timpleman"
"Mike Binder - Bryan Sugarman"
"Jonathan Banks - Stelter"
"John de Lancie - Nigel Pennington"
"Rae Allen - Adell Modell"
"Paula Newsome - Melanie"
"Ted Raimi - Peter Saravino"
"B. J. Novak - Fallon"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!