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"Don't you see his brain is numbed out? It's taking him to a far-off island."
"I can't stop the dream. I am the protector of the dream. All I say is dream on! You have entered my sacred dream, and as the holy dream protector, I get to punish you. I wonder what kind of punishment I should choose to inflict?"
"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: Breaking news! The fortuneteller sitting under the tile roof has made a future prediction! It'll be sunny and bright! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: That means good luck! The ceiling fan released a message containing a bunch of crysanthemums! Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The maiden who sleeps under the veranda has a pulse! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: This is the way out! Everyone follow me! This way out! This way out!"
"Doctor Yasushi Tsumura: The high pressure holds the grab bag and looks a lot like milk. I think of apples! Doctor Nobue Kakimoto: The dense forest turns into a shopping center. The 24-bit eggplant must be analyzed."
"Weather Lady: Today's weather has finally lifted, and all the weather ahead is sunny and dreamy!"
"Man: Yeah! Everything is just one big dream! Men:No more anger. Our world is happy and mundane. Women: As long as dreams will grow, let's get a little bud and grow a money tree, too! Schoolgirls: We wanna make sure it preserves the memory forever! Phone men: If there's no flower, there'll never be fruit! Parading people: If there's nothing, then there's nothing to do. TV men: You can live in your own TV! Politician: If you're unhappy, let the politicians know! Poke an eyeball and pop in a vote! Short man #1: I am the emperor, chosen by the one! Short man #2: Yeah, but who's one? My one? Your one? Which one? Short men: We didn't choose you! We didn't choose you! Parade: No more anger. Our world is happy and mundane."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!