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"If you wouldn't mind I would like to blew If you wouldn't mind I would like to lose If you wouldn't care I would like to leave If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe"
"Don't pin a note to me I do promise to agree I do live in constant fear I do wonder why I'm here"
"I see others just like me Why do they not try to escape?"
"She loves him more than he will ever know He loves her more than he will ever show"
"Yes I eat cow I am not proud."
"If I die before I wake Hope I don't come back a slave"
"It's fun to lose and to pretend"
"I'm worst at what I do best"
"With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A mulatto An albino A mosquito My libido Yeah!"
"And I forget just why I taste Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile I found it hard, it was hard to find Oh well, whatever, nevermind"
"He's the one who likes All the pretty songs, and he Likes to sing along, and he Likes to shoot his gun, but he Knows not what it means Knows not what it means when I say "ahh!""
"We can have some more Nature is a whore Bruises on the fruit Tender age in bloom"
"Come As you are As you were As I want you to be As a friend As a friend As an old enemy Take your time Hurry up The choice is yours, don't be late Take a rest As a friend As a old memory"
"Well, I swear that I don't have a gun No, I don't have a gun No, I don't have a gun"
"Even if you have, even if you need I don't mean to stare, we don't have to breed We could plant a house, we could build a tree I don't even care, we could have all three"
"I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends They're in my head I'm so ugly, but that's okay 'cause so are you We've broke our mirrors Sunday morning is everyday for all I care And I'm not scared Light my candles in a daze 'cause I've found God"
"Polly wants a cracker Think I should get off of her first I think she wants some water To put out the blow torch"
"Never met a wise man If so, it's a woman"
"Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you"
"One baby to another says, "I'm lucky to've met you "I don't care what you think unless it is about me "It is now my duty to completely drain you "I travel through a tube and end up in your infection""
"Rather be dead than cool"
"I love myself better than you I know it's wrong, so what should I do?"
"It's safe to say, "Don't quote me on that""
"Somewhere I have heard this before In a dream my memory has stored"
"It is now time To make it unclear To write off lines That don't make sense"
"Underneath the bridge The tarp has sprung a leak And the animals I've trapped Have all become my pets And I'm living off of grass And the drippings from the ceiling B'it's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings"
"She likes the time She owns the time She borrows time to self-invent"
"All in all, the clock is slow"
"Teenage angst has paid off well Now I'm bored and old Self-appointed judges judge More than they have sold If she floats than she is not A witch like we had thought"
"I tried hard to have a father But instead I had a dad I just want you to know that I Don't hate you anymore There is nothing I could say That I haven't thought before"
"She eyes me like a Pisces when I am weak I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black"
"Hey Wait I've got a new complaint Forever in debt to your priceless advice"
"Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back"
"Rape me Rape me, my friend Rape me Rape me again"
"She'll come back as fire, to burn all the liars, and leave a blanket of ash on the ground"
"I miss the comfort in being sad"
"I'm not like them But I can pretend The sun is gone But I have a light The day is done But I'm having fun I think I'm dumb Or maybe just happy"
"My heart is broke But I have some glue Help me inhale And mend it with you We'll float around And hang out on clouds Then we'll come down And have a hangover"
"I take pride as the king of illiterature"
"If you ever need anything, please don't Hesitate to ask someone else first I'm too busy acting like I'm not naïve I've seen it all I was here first"
"I am my own parasite I don't need a host to live We feed off of each other We can share our endorphins"
"Look on the bright side is suicide"
"Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing"
"Obituary birthday Your scent is still here in my place of recovery"
"Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea Distill the life that's inside of me Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea I'm anemic royalty"
"Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld So I can sigh eternally"
"Afterbirth of a nation"
"Bi-polar opposites attract"
"What else should I be? All apologies What else should I say? Everyone is gay What else could I write? I don't have the right What else should I be? All apologies"
"I wish I was like you Easily amused Find my nest of salt Everything's my fault I'll take all the blame Aqua seafoam shame Sunburn with freezerburn Choking on the ashes of her enemy"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!