Neil Bauman

"You have now officially crossed the line."

"Well, that being said, we don't care how you advertise your stupidity, but eBaum's World Inc lives in the real world, and we are very tolerant and sensitive to the underprivileged and the mentally challenged."

"Please feel free to post this if you have the gonads."

"This is true lunacy!"

"The first guy you sent in here probably soiled his pants when he couldn't answer the simplest question and literally ran out the door...LOL."

"Obviously you have lost possession of your Yiddish cup."