Napoleon Dynamite

"What the heck are you even talking about?"

"You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?"

"Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the food. EAT THE FOOD!"

"Tina, come get some ham!"

"Six dollars? That's like a dollar an hour!"

"Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you guys."

"[to Kip and LaFawnduh at wedding] I hope you guys' experiences are unforgettable."

"[last lines; to Kip and LaFawnduh who ride on the horse] Lucky!"

"[whispering while typing] I love the way your sandy hair floats in the air...To me it's like a lullaby...I'm just flying by...Oh so high...like a kite...tied to a stake."

"I'm just getting kinda TO'd. I mean, she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet."

"How 'bout some gold bracelets?"

"I've been out making some sweet moolah with Uncle Rico."

"You know like numchuck (sic) skills...bowhunting skills...computer hacking skills...Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!"