Mystery Men

""Flip the switch, lady. Don't stare at me, lift your left arm and flip it, you moron! You're a MORON! You're a MORON!" ~ Captain Amazing"

""Just... be... Roy. Okay?" ~ Monica"

""Dig this, Shovel Man!" ~ Tony C"

"[Bestowing precious cutlery to her son, having discovered his true identity] "These belonged to your great-great grandmother. I was saving them for your wedding day, but from the looks of it, that day... it's probably a long way off." ~ Blue Raja's mother"

""Jeffrey, are you on the marijuana?" ~ Blue Raja's mother"

""You can't hurt me, Baby Bowler. 'Cause I'm protected by the god of hair care." ~ Tony P"

""His name's Mr. Furious, and his power comes from his boundless rage." ~ Monica"

""WAFFLE MAAAAN! Yeah, I'm the Waffler! Golden Crispy! Bad guys are history! YEEEAAAH!" ~The Waffler"

"(creepy, ominous dude at tryouts) "I...am BALLERINA MAN!" ~Ballerina Man"