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"It died! I became Guardian and then it died! Everything went wrong! Why me? (sobs)"
"Who do you think you are? Hmm? A god? You can't just create a Moon!"
"Mune, I misjudged you. Forgive me. You really are the Guardian of the Moon."
"I always knew he'd make it. What?"
"Who you callin' a monster, snot face?"
"[to Sohone] Why didn't you stop him? I thought you were the "Guardian"."
"Some Guardian you are! (laughs)"
"Here we go. The road to the Underworld. Keep moving, it's a long and gloomy journey."
"[to Glim] Hey! I was just making your wax stronger, that's all! I just saved your life, girl! C'mon, don't I deserve a kiss for that? Won't you indulge the old coot?"
"Every Guardian develops his own gift. Yours, clearly, is screwing everything up."
"Don't believe everything you read, girl! But if that's what you think of me, I guess you won't be needing my help then."
"[referring to Mune] Well I'll be. Little guy calmed that Temple right down. Kid's got guts. A darn sight more than I ever had."
"[last words] I'm going out in style, the way a Guardian should."
"Spleen, move your butt, front and center."
"Well, nature doesn't love you back. Get used to it."
"No, from the diaphragm! The diaphragm, you idiot!"
"[to Mune] You're mine, sucker! And right now, your girlfriend is in the clutches of my evil accomplice."
"Hot plate coming through!"
"It's chaos time!"
"I'm bloomed. (sobbing)"
"Oh, Mox, chill out. All this negative energy is getting me down."
"Oh! Yes! Oh! Corrupt me! Make me evil! (laughs then realizes he wasn't corrupted) Oh, well. Worth a try."
"(gasps) I love nature.(burns flower then moans)"
"Alright. Here we go. Evil laugh. (laughs weakly)"
"(chokes) Mox! I saw him! He was carving a new Moon!"
"I think I'm gonna like it here."
"It was an honor serving you, Master Xolal. (sniffs)"
"Master Sohone, this much heat could damage the crops. It's time to raise the Sun."
"[about Xolal] Like all his predecessors, he's transformed into a majestic statue."
"Master Sohone, where are you going?"
"But you can't leave the temple! It's your duty as Guardian to... (interrupted by Sohone)"
"Joshua J Ballard as Mune"
"Nicole Provost as Glim"
"Trevor Devall as Sohone"
"Michael Dobson as Leeyoon"
"Davey Grant as Necross"
"Samuel Vincent as Mox"
"Brian Drummond as Spleen"
"Davey Grant as Phospho"
"Michael Dobson as Xolal"
"Paul Dobson as Yule and the Evil Corruptors"
"Jonathan Love as Mune and Glim's Father"
"Rob Shields as Krrrack"
"Trevor Devall as Zucchini"
"Alexandre Heboyan as the Spiders"
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!