Mr. & Mrs. Smith

"I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning."

"We have an unusual problem here, Jane. You obviously want me dead, and I'm less and less concerned for your well-being."

"Option A: You talk, we listen, no pain. Option B: You don't talk, I remove your thumbs with my pliers, it will hurt. Option C: I like to vary the details a bit but the punch line is you die."

"Jane Smith: Happy endings are just stories that haven't finished yet."

"Eddie: I live with my mom because I choose to. She's the only woman I've ever trusted."

"Brad Pitt - John Smith"

"Angelina Jolie - Jane Smith"

"Vince Vaughn - Eddie"

"Kerry Washington - Jasmine"

"Adam Brody - Benjamin "The Tank" Danz"

"Keith David - Father"

"Chris Weitz - Martin Coleman"

"Rachael Huntley - Suzy Coleman"

"Michelle Monaghan - Gwen"

"Benton Jennings - Maitre'D"

"Stephanie March - Julie (Associate #1)"

"Jennifer Morrison - Jade (Associate #2)"

"Theresa Barrera - Janet (Associate #3)"

"Perrey Reeves - Jessie (Associate #4)"

"Melanie Tolbert - Jamie (Associate #5)"