Lost & Found

"Never date a woman who pays her rent in singles."

"[Ubermann hangs up the phone] Never have I seen anyone kiss ass like that."

"I know I'm no Neil Diamond. But happy birthday, anyway."

"Remember what I said about conquering your fears up here? I was wrong. This place would scare me shitless! Look at all those seats!"

"A comedy about a guy who would do anything to get the girl of his dreams - and did!"

"One of these dogs must be Spade."

"David Spade - Dylan Ramsey"

"Sophie Marceau - Lila Dubois"

"Martin Sheen - Millstone"

"Ever Carradine - Ginger"

"Patrick Bruel - Rene"

"Artie Lange - Wally Slack"

"Carl Michael Lindner - Brat"

"Jon Lovitz - Uncle Harry Briggs"

"Carole Cook - Sylvia"

"Estelle Harris - Mrs. Stubblefield"

"Marla Gibbs - Enid"

"Rose Marie - Clara"

"Frankie Pace - Sal"

"Hal Sparks - DJ"

"Jason Stuart - Jewelry Store Clerk"

"Frankie Muniz - Boy in TV Movie"

"Neil Diamond - Himself"