Look Who's Talking

"[Seeing a commercial for Snuggle fabric softener] Hey, it is the Bear Show! This guy is great."

"(After Mikey gets born, she sees married men looking at the baby ward congratulating their wives and passing out cigars celebrating their newborns) Look at all those daddies down there. They are making goofball faces and taking pictures. Well, you will not find your father here. I really messed things up for you. I do not want you to be upset, because I am going to go out there and find you a daddy, and this time I am going to be smart about it. I am not going to go for some handsome guy just because I am in love with him. You are the only thing that matters to me, and I am going to go out there and I am going to get you the best daddy there is."

"He is hip, he is slick and he is only three months old."

"He has got John Travolta's smile, Kirstie Alley's eyes and the voice of Bruce Willis...Now all he has to do is find himself the perfect daddy."

"John Travolta as James Ubriacco"

"Kirstie Alley as Mollie"

"George Segal as Albert"

"Olympia Dukakis as Rosie"

"Twink Caplan as Rona"

"Joy Boushel as Melissa"

"Abe Vigoda as Grandpa"

"Jason Schaller, Jaryd Waternoose, Jacob Haines, and Christopher Aydon as Michael "Mikey""

"Joan Rivers as the voice of Julie (uncredited)"