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"Huh? Why do you have these manga, sensei?" "No, those aren't-" "Isnt this series notorious for being banned because of how it creates sex criminals?" "No, listen, I'm not into that stuff..." "Sensei, all this time I thought you were a simple lolicon...but I never thought you were a full-blown pedocon!" "Hey, I'm not a pedocon! I've never opened any of those books!" "Don't lie... all these manga have heavy-reading grudge stains!" "Look, a dumb college buddy sent me those as parting gifts. I couldn't throw them out, but I..." "You were friends with a fellow pedocon back home?" "That's how you see it?" "You married that girl after you knocked her up when she was 16. But this could mean you actually started violating that girl when she was only 15, 14, 13, or even younger than that..." "NGH! Believe me, I'm not a lolicon! And I'm no pedo..." "Make me believe!"
"Loli, fierce eyes, not friendly."
"CD Projekt Red first got the character design for Rebecca and they were like 'She's a loli. Lolis don't exist in Night City. It doesn't fit the Cyberpunk 2077 aesthetic'. But Trigger was like 'No, the loli must stay.'"
"Various priests: "It's a loli! .. Our order has been blessed with a loli! .. Look how loli-licious she is! .. LoliLoli!" Megumin "The next person to say "loli" is going to catch these hands!" Priest "God, she a is a LOLI loli""
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwürdig geformten Höhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschöpft, das Abenteuer an dem großen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurück. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der größte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei außer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!