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"New york, new york. Big city of dreams, but everything in new york aint always what it seems. (sent via Twitter account on 25 August 2009)"
"That's fine, dude, I'm not mad at you."
"This is taking a long time."
"Do your best while you're still on this beautiful Planet Earth that I look down upon from where I am now. God bless you all."
"錏隿č ďźéŚŹéšżč ďź (Bakamono! Bakamono!!)"
"I really need a therapist."
"We must get them into the boats. We must get them all into the boats."
"Criei uma bandeira da dignidade do esporte. Eu supervisiono o nome da minha famĂlia com carinho, nervos e sangue constantes."
"Vel, hvis det mĂĽ vĂŚre slik."
"I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this."
"It's stopped."
"Lord, into thy hands I commend my spirit!"
"The first one was easy!"
"SĂŠ que estas aquĂ para matarme. Dispara, cobarde, solo vas a matar a un hombre."
"Au moins, je meurs cÊlèbre."
"Glory hallelujah! I am with the Lord, Glory, ready, go!"
"Nobody shot me."
"I ain't no copper."
"And now for a final word from our sponsor..."
"What's that?!"
"Ich bin der KĂśnig von Schweden - gewesen."
"Jag känner mig sÜmnig, ett kort Ügonblicks vila skulle gÜra mig gott."
"You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant."
"Yes, it's tough, but not as tough as doing comedy."
"Lat det vĂŚre, Marie â jeg dør nu."
"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country."
"Southerly gales, squalls, lee rail under water, wet bunks, hard tack, bully beef, wish you were here â instead of me!"
"I'm gonna put you on fourteen-seven and that'll give you-"
"This is a mortal wound, doctor. [to Dr. David Hosack] [And then, to his wife] Remember, my Eliza, you are a Christian."
"If they break this Union, they will break my heart."
"Sleep well, my sweetheart. Please don't worry too much."
"Liberemus diuturna cura populum Romanum, quando mortem senis exspectare longum censent."
"That's good. Go on, read some more."
"Tout est une illusion."
"Where is Aunt Jetty? Hope she didn't run out on me..."
"Und ich habe Deutschland so geliebt."
"If I die, I hope you guys turn this into a memecoin."
"One! Two! Three!"
"It was the food! Don't touch the food!"
"You can be a king or a street sweeper, but everyone dances with the Grim Reaper."
"Are the doctors here? Doctor, my lungs..."
"Love one another."
"Do you want me to come with you?"
"Sir, I wish you to understand the true principles of the government. I wish them carried out. I ask nothing more."
"Gentlemen, I bid you farewell..."
"Be brave! Be determined! Overcome the odds! It can be done!"
"Kinder werden getrĂśstet, mir geht es gut."
"I know that I am going where Lucy is."
"Critter five-ninety-two, we need the, uh, closest airport available."
"Well, I've had a happy life."
Heute, am 12. Tag schlagen wir unser Lager in einem sehr merkwĂźrdig geformten HĂśhleneingang auf. Wir sind von den Strapazen der letzten Tage sehr erschĂśpft, das Abenteuer an dem groĂen Wasserfall steckt uns noch allen in den Knochen. Wir bereiten uns daher nur ein kurzes Abendmahl und ziehen uns in unsere Kalebassen-Zelte zurĂźck. Dr. Zwitlako kann es allerdings nicht lassen, noch einige Vermessungen vorzunehmen. 2. Aug.
- Das Tagebuch
Es gab sie, mein Lieber, es gab sie! Dieses Tagebuch beweist es. Es berichtet von rätselhaften Entdeckungen, die unsere Ahnen vor langer, langer Zeit während einer Expedition gemacht haben. Leider fehlt der grĂśĂte Teil des Buches, uns sind nur 5 Seiten geblieben.
Also gibt es sie doch, die sagenumwobenen Riesen?
Weil ich so nen Rosenkohl nicht dulde!
- Zwei auĂer Rand und Band
Und ich bin sauer!