Kick-Ass (film)

"[narrating] I always wondered why nobody did it before me. I mean, all those comic books, movies, t. v. shows, you'd think that one eccentric loner would have made himself a costume. I mean, is everyday life really so exciting? Are schools and offices so thrilling that I'm the only one who ever fantasised about this? Come on, be honest with yourself. At some point in our lives, we all wanted to be a superhero."

"[while attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who was stuck on a billboard platform] FUCK YOU, Mister Bitey! [falls off platform]"

"With no power comes no responsibility, except that wasn't true."

"Okay, you cunts, let's see what you can do now."

"[after killing Cody in his car with a car crusher] What a douche."

"[after saving Big Daddy and Kick-Ass from being executed on live television] Show's over, motherfuckers. [destroys the video camera]"

"[lifts up gun at Mindy] You're gonna be fine, babydoll! [shoots Mindy in the chest]"

"Mindy? No more homework, baby doll. It's time for Frank D'Amico to go bye-bye."

"That's right, we're superheroes, you love us."

"As a great man once said, "Wait 'til they get a load of me!"."

"[in mockingly childish falsetto] Mommy! I want a Kick-Ass party! [in normal voice] Dumb little fucks."

"Fuck this shit, I'm getting the bazooka!"

"[about to fire the bazooka] Say hello to my little friend!"

"You are so fucking dead, man! [gets stabbed by Hit-Girl]"

"I saw the first Kick-Ass and I loved it. I thought it was an amazing movie. It’s just a great action film that caught me off-guard. You see all these super hero movies, and super heroes have a moral code that they live by and it seemed like in Kick-Ass, that wasn’t the case. It was survival on the streets and still try to fight crime. I think that’s a more realistic version of what vigilantes would be."

"Shut up. Kick Ass."

"I can't fly, but I can kick your ass."

"I can't be invisible, but I can kick your ass."

"I can't see through walls, but I can kick your ass."

"I can't read your mind, but I can kick your ass."

"You are fucking awesome!"

"With no power comes no responsibility."

"Aaron Johnson — Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass"

"Nicolas Cage — Damon Macready/Big Daddy"

"Chloë Grace Moretz — Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl"

"Mark Strong — Frank D'Amico"

"Christopher Mintz — Chris D'Amico/Red Mist"

"Stu 'Large' Riley (credited as Stu Riley) — the Huge Goon"

"Lyndsy Fonseca — Katie Deauxma"

"Evan Peters — Todd Haynes"

"Clark Duke — Marty Eisenberg"

"Xander Berkeley — Detective Gigante"

"Omari Hardwick — Sergeant Marcus Williams"